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The Strange Brew of Ploppy Philosophers29 January 2013
When that happens some of these superstitions become a kind of fact, a “wrong fact” taken as real by casino players and it takes a yeoman’s strength to disassemble such wrong facts.
So meet your modern-day yeoman (that’s me!) and let’s take a look at some of the “wrong facts” that have been published in books, magazines and on the Internet. I like to think of these “wrong facts” as Ploppy Philosophy. (By the way, all of these are being paraphrased from actual letters, articles or books.)
Ploppy Philosopher: I have never received any cents in my payoffs from the casinos in games. Yet all the time you hear that this bet has a percent of losing that includes like in blackjack where the return is 99.5 percent if you play right. I bet $5 and I never see that point five. I have never seen these cents; where are they? I say they don’t exist!
Yeoman Scobe: These percentages are averages and they do indeed have cents even if that doesn’t make sense to you. You just don’t see those cents but they are there all the same. In fact, there are cents in table games. You don’t even have to show some elaborate math to prove it. Let us say you bet one dollar. Now you bet another dollar. Now you bet two dollars.
Your total bet in the sequence is four dollars. You made three bets. What is your average bet? Why it’s about $1.33. The cents are there all the time; but they can’t be seen with the naked eye of a gambler.
Here is a good analogy to show you why you can’t trust your eyes at a gambling table. This is the old stick-in-the-water trick. I take a straight stick and put it in a glass tank of water. Wow! The stick bends. Look at it! It is bending. The water is bending the stick. But is it really? No. We all know that the stick has not suddenly been bent by the water. My eyes have been fooled by the distortion of the light waves coming from the water.
Table game percentages are all sticks-in-the-water. The problem is that we believe what we are seeing instead of what is really happening. The stick doesn’t bend. The cents are real.
Ploppy Philosopher: I like to bring one-thousand dollars with me to the casino. I cash in for that one thousand but I will not allow myself to lose more than five hundred dollars. This way I always go home with some money in my pocket. I think this is a great money-management system.
Yeoman Scobe: Why don’t you bring ten-thousand dollars with you and if you lose five hundred you can go home with ninety-five hundred dollars? You’d really feel good then. Or better still, bring that money, don’t gamble, and you will always break even. You’ll be one of the few casino goers who comes out even in the long run.
While I realize that this gimmick is a mental trick to try to make players feel good, it is just another stick in the water. Bring what you intend to play with so that you aren’t conning yourself should you lose that five-hundred dollars.
Ploppy Philosopher: Casinos loosen slot machines on the weekends and that is why there are more jackpots. Casinos bring in “weekend dice” and that is why there are more seven-outs on the weekends. The number “four” means death and anyone at a baccarat table seated in the number “four” position is going to get killed, economically speaking. Blackjack players who make the wrong decisions in the playing of their hands will cause the cards to become unlucky for the players.
Yeoman Scobe: There are more jackpots on weekends because more people are playing. More players equal more decisions equal better chances for jackpots. There are no weekend dice. There are more players and more craps tables open and more moans when seven-outs occur. Obviously more players equal more decisions equal more seven-outs.
In Chinese the number “four” does indeed sound like the word for death so much so that many baccarat tables in the high roller rooms have eliminated this number completely from the table. Obviously there is no proof of any kind that the number “four” will cause anyone to win more or less at baccarat. The odds stay the same; the house edge stays the same; the long-range expectation remains the same so one can safely say, “Death be not proud.”
Wrong decisions at the blackjack table have nothing to do with anything. No one knows exactly what cards are coming out of the deck or shoe on the next round or the rounds after that. Certainly the player moaning and complaining about a change in the “flow” is merely someone who enjoys moaning and complaining. If he knew in advance which cards were about to come out, why didn’t he inform everyone at the table and give them a chance to win? Because his logic merely created another “wrong fact” that he now firmly believes in, experience to the contrary.
The above are merely some of a host of “wrong facts” that many casino players take as truth. In fact, as a cleaned up version of a popular saying goes, “The real truth be darned!”
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