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Crazy Gambling Letters from Nutty People #8

5 November 2009

By Frank Scoblete

Dear Mr. Sclobetty:

Herd you on the radio and I an now decideding on a carear in gamling writtening because of you and I woul dlike your help. Mayby if we meet and you could infirm me some gelp that wool be okay dokay with myself. I no I haff the tal;ent I juts need the brakes. Can we hafe diner together?

Your triuly
Godfrey

Dear Godfrey:

It looks to me that you have the goods to be a journalist. But I have an even better idea - get involved in television news. I hear that CBS is looking for a new anchor.

Yours turdly:
Mr. Sclobetty

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