Gaming Guru

Crazy Gambling Letters from Nutty People #4

Dear Mr. Scoblete:

Let me introduce myself to you by way of introduction. I am a gambling expert looking to have my new book which I am about to write published so the world can see what I have developed and discovered as I have developed a way to beat the game of roulette with a number charting system based on the concepts inherited in quantum physics which shows that a ball spinning will have a equal and opposite spin too which will come to rest at a point of design that can be predicted mostly accurately by analyzing the opposite spin and trajectory thereoff and concept of propulsion of a small round object which is what a roulette ball is as we all know concerning roulette. Would you be interested in publishing my book or giving me a recommendation to a big publisher not some little publisher who could handle my profound breakthrough gambling conceptions? This book will sell millions.

Thanks in advance for helping me.

Edward W. W.

Dear Edward W.W.:

Huh?

Mr. Scoblete