Gaming Guru

Crazy Gambling Letters from Nutty People #3

Dear "Sobe" Ha! Ha! Ha!

How come on one of your books you wrote King Sobe? What are you a egomaniacal? When you wrote about gaming I thought you were writing about hunting and fishing and you were writing about games in a casino that no one platys except crazy lunatic moroons who want to get rid of all of there money and give it to the wealthy dealers and the one-bombed bandits. We shoud outlaw casnois because it boars but hunting is okay because I hunt and it is okay.

George

Dear George:

I sob because you called me "Sobe" because my name on that book was King Scobe but I don't want to offend you because I don't want to be hunted like a boar! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just joking; please believe me when I say that. Now some bullet points: Those dealers make billions of dollars a year just dealing out cards and paying off craps bets. The executives have to work on tips off a minimum wage and empty those exploding one-bombed bandits. How unfair of the marketplace. The reason casnois are so unfair is that they are owned by the French.

Harken,
King Sobe